toy 1

(unfortunately kia and hyundai are the same company)

unfortunately we’re flirting with the same comp and needs, for eons.

until we grunt “work work” like peons

that can’t drive my miata or get in ma nyata

swingin' and missing like they fumblin' piñatas

cuz the bag was my ass and you coulda beat it like tyson

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so now,

i’ll have you suck it smart like dyson

while i shoot it live with nikon, with my nikes on

i’ll spike you in the corner on sight son

when you’re just one shot away from punch drunk,

like your was son off of my precum

add ex-wifey in four a threesome

and i wish you neglected twin sons, twin bags of blood

so i could cuck you with both at once

and those side chicks? i call them clucks to come

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i know i'm hatin' but the guy sucks lifeblood

from his own sons to stay young

i wrote this dogshit for

bryan johnson